Once upon a time I met a guy at a house party...at my house in Chicago, who happened to be from the state right next door to Tennessee, Arkansas. He also happened to be doing comedy and talked a lot about growing up in the church.We lived in different neighborhoods, far away from each other, but we bumped into each other occasionally at shows or on a bus or something.
He always did this stand-up bit about Sunday school and how he was taught that he had a stash of gold bars that were all his waiting for him in heaven if he could endeavor to live a "good" life. However, if he were to stray, the Lord would take one of his gold bars away, and that would be less gold for him to enjoy when he got to heaven...after he died.
This, I think is a much more blatant way to teach what organized religion has been unwittingly teaching young Americans for a long time now (capitalism). I was told that I would live forever. And holy hell, did I want to live forever...especially at six years old. There was candy and pizza, Libertyland and Showbiz, She-rah, My Little Freaking Pony, Barbie, dirt, trees, sticks, kittens, puppies...who the hell wouldn't want to live forever?
Sure, there was pain.
I liked riding my bike and roller skating around the neighborhood. I LOVED roller skating. I didn't have a Walkman or a boom box, but I would go out into the world after school with my pristine white skates and all of the words to Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart carefully memorized and matched with corresponding moves on my wheels...which were orange. Man, I was adorable. But, and getting back to my original statement, I fell down a lot.
Skating with the neighborhood kids one afternoon along Mendenhall at Knight Arnold, I fell and skinned my knee pretty badly. Through my tears I yelled that I needed a towel or a rag to clean up the blood, and my best bud, Dawn Michelle, came running towards me, grinning and yelling,"yeah! Get her a RAG!"
I don't know if that still works as a joke currently, but that was a term for a "pad" back in the Are You There God? It's Me Margaret days. On the rag. Guh.
My mother was in so much pain emotionally that she asked me to carry a lot of it, especially as she aged, rather than ever trying to heal her own heart.
I have been carrying pain since I was a child.
In any case, there was pain, but there was always a reason to laugh, and that reason rarely had anything to do with gold bars or knowing I was going to live forever. They always had to do with the people in my life.
As I grew up in the church, the message of living forever changed from living forever to living happily. I began to learn a formula for safe and happy living, how to have a passion for Christ while shutting the world out and focusing on the song we were singing...and the formula.
Go to Christian school. Meet Christian Husband. Move to suburb of Christian city with lots of churches. Have babies and take them to church. Buy things, vote republican, and fight the war on Christmas.
This wasn't the only thing I learned in church. I learned about love too. I have studied the Bible in detail. I have read the Bible. I took Bible classes in college. I was REQUIRED to take Bible classes in school. I KNOW what it says and what the Lord is asking of me. I'm just not sure the current state of organized religion does And that is a big problem. HUGE.
Organized religion seeks to organize the people (the actual church) through a central idea or belief. Anthropologically speaking (and I totally took one anthro class just for fun, so I deem myself legit enough to say this), human beings have always sought to organize this way. It's human. There is nothing wrong with this.
Ah, but sin. That's the thorn in your side, the thing you do not want to do, but you do it anyway. This is the tail I chased for far too long. I got so confused by the idea that I wanted to do what I did not want to do because I knew it was "bad," and doing bad things would make it harder for me to "live forever." Until I realized that I ALWAYS did what I wanted to do, despite knowing that it was bad for me. I usually learn from my mistakes, but I never stop making them. So I dropped the word "sin" from my vocabulary.
Turn around bright eyes.
You and I, we are humans, each of us experiencing life as ourselves for the first and last time. No one has ever lived your life, nor will your life ever be lived again. Life expresses itself in countless ways, living and dying a million times over. You and I are a part of that.
Turn around bright eyes.
And what a precious gift that is. The promise of life. Love. Peace that passes all understanding. The hope in renewal. It is comfort in a storm because there will be storms. It is relief for those in pain because there will be pain. That is the sacrifice.
Every now and then you are going to fall apart.
If you want to live in the love that surrounds you, that is inside of you, you are going to get hurt. You are going to be laughed at. You are going to give and give and give because you feel like if you don't give, you'll explode, especially when you're living in a powder keg and giving off the sparks. That's just dangerous.
You are going to get hurt.
You need you more than ever. Once you realize your capacity to love life, other people, yourself, that's when you begin to be vulnerable, and that's when you start to get hurt. So be gentle with yourself. You are doing this for the first time. You will do things you know are bad for you, heaven knows I have. You will do things you think are the right thing to do only to find yourself lying in a pool of your own tears staring up at the ceiling of your bedroom, unable to stop slowly hitting your head on the floor, methodically.
and I need you now tonight.
When you realize your capacity to love, you begin to understand the responsibility you have...to do no harm. If what you are doing hurts you or someone else, you gotta stop. Life is too hard, too painful and confusing to make it harder for anyone, least of all yourself.
I need you more than ever.
You may not live forever, but forever is a long time, and it starts tonight.
Forever's gonna start tonight. Forever's gonna start tonight.
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