Dear Future Caroline,
Worrying doesn't do anyone any good. Remember how you always worry about money, and SOMEHOW, everything works out? Yeah. Keep remembering that.
Also, don't forget how freeing it is to DELEGATE. Trying to do everything yourself because you'll do it the best is WRONG. It's actually a sin. The worst of all the sins. Worse than public displays of affection (unless someone else is PDAing...then that's worse). Other people want to help, and they will bring new and fresh ideas to you. Other people are talented and good. Yay for other people!
Gaining weight in the winter is warm. Do not fear it.
If you put your clothes away now, you don't have to do it later...after your cat pees on them.
Never click on a link entitled "Secret Crush Revealer." Boooooooooooo.
If a cat headbutts you, it is because the cat thinks you are cool. Guess what: you are cool in the eyes of many cats. This also means that you are "crazy" in the eyes of a lot of "people."
If your pants don't fit. Buy pants that fit. Stop being lame and uncomfortable. MR. PANTS loves you regardless of your muffin top (again...a lot of people will not think this is sweet...but rather "crazy).
Star Trek is awesome.
Antibiotics WILL give you heartburn. Be prepared.
Trust your friends. They don't sit around judging you. They really really don't. Right?
Go sit on a beach in Mexico right now...or, you know...soon.
You are, more than anything, YOU. Don't try to be anything else and never compromise the things that make you THAT. It is more painful than having really bad gas on a first date....and you KNOW how painful that can be.
P.S. Sometimes cheap Chinese(ish) food really hits the spot.