That I do not like having a stuffy nose. I mean...the rest of me feels fine, so I suppose I shouldn't be complaining...but the right side of my head feels like it's about ten times bigger than the left (you might expect me, at this point, to go for one of those right brained/left brained jokes...but I shall refrain...and leave the jokes to the professionals). I feel like I'm going to keel over to the right and bang my head on something. It's unpleasant. Also...I've eaten about five prunes today. I've taken to prunes as of late because I find that I enjoy...the benefits of prunes. You can make all the 'old people' jokes you want. I'm walking with a spring in my step and it ain't cause I got Bingo in about an hour.
Today I spent two hours filling out an online application for this Education program I'm trying to get into here in London...and then I pressed save...and everything was erased. It was stunning...magnificent...almost like watching a building implode...except way less cool. Note that I capitalized 'education.' I'm not sure why, but I'm too lazy to go back and change it.
It's finally possibly getting warm across the pond. I keeping mentioning having a cinco de mayo party, but people just look at me blankly and say, "what's 'cinco de mayo?" To which I can only reply, 'It's the fifth of May. You eat Mexican food and drink Margaritas." "Why?" "Uh....because the Mexicans are celebrating something...or the other." "Why?" "Uh...because it's the fifth of May." I am the ultimate...not the best...the ULTIMATE.
The Goonies came on TV over here today. I made Liam and James watch it while we prepared our roast duck for dinner. That's right...roast duck...I'm like royalty. I'm like friggin...Prince William...only way cuter. Liam had seen it before, but seemed to enjoy it much more the second time...as ya do. James seemed to enjoy it right off the bat. Don't worry folks...I'm workin' on it. The Americanisation process can take months, even years.
So yeah...I'm going to lie down now...on my right side...because that's the direction my head is leaning due to the outstanding amount of pressure building up inside my nasal passages. No worries, my lovelies. All will be fine. I've taken some stuffs.